The server couldn’t stop laughing when he looked up from his ordering machine and into the eyes of Donald Trump. He literally said, “I had no idea Trump needed to eat at McDonald’s.” while keying in my order: a presidential Big Mac. Another fun incident: the owner of a store that was open to trick-or-treating approached me when I passed by. He asked to shake my hand — “I’m helping our government regain some diplomatic ties,” he said as we posed for the cameras and signed some sort of deal. Priority import of sweets from Taiwan to the United States of America, or something equally important. To top it all off, there was an event at my local Chili’s that granted anyone who went in with either a green, red, or white costume a free ice cream on chocolate cake. What’s not to love about that?
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