I spent what would equate to 25 bucks on my outfit just for this occasion! Guess which one’s me? Hint: I’m two monsters in one, and Godzilla isn’t one of them. I’ll build a wall around the raptors…I’mma make Jurassic Park great again! Okay fine, the mask was a bit on the cheap side and my head was somewhat smaller than whatever size it was designed for, but it fit well enough for passerby to recognize me as POTUS 45th. The extra thought I put in this outfit paid off too: little kids loved the T-Rex I was riding, teens enjoyed both the rex and Sir Covfefe, and adults appreciated the political humor (perk of being in Taiwan: nobody gets butthurt over a US President’s mask). I was routinely stopped and asked for pictures by both children, their parents, and adults walking around. It was hands down the best night I’ve had in a long time. One highlight was when I walked into a McDonald’s for a quick bite with my friend (read: security detail).
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