Friday, August 20, 2021

Of course, there is a trade-off to relying this much on a formula: anything resembling a surprise withers away.

 Of course, there is a trade-off to relying this much on a formula: anything resembling a surprise withers away. This is first apparent in the narrative that one can lay out in their sleep. Neighboring the PAW Patrol’s home base is Adventure City, where the newly appointed Mayor Humdinger (Ron Pardo) wants to modify it in significant, dangerous ways. So it’s up to PAW Patrol leader Ryder (Will Brisbin) and his team of rescue dogs to stop Humdinger from putting people in peril. Along the way, they come across a dog named Liberty (Marsai Martin), who has an unwavering desire to join the team. And to complicate things further, key member Chase (Iain Armitage) starts to struggle with his duties as his troubled past in Adventure City comes back to haunt him.


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That’s a lot of moving parts to cram into a brisk 88-minute runtime

 That’s a lot of moving parts to cram into a brisk 88-minute runtime. And predictably, the filmmakers have a hard time juggling between them. It’s clear that screenwriters Billy Frolick, Cal Brunker, and Bob Barlen wanted to spice up the typical “let’s stop the bad guy” narrative. But based on these results, all they did was make things worse. Nowhere is this more obvious than in how it treats the Chase subplot. Firstly, this storyline pushes the other PAW Patrol members into the background. As a result, the movie has no chance of being a fun ensemble piece that gives everyone equal treatment. Secondly, the dive into Chase’s struggle is mightily shallow. Brunker, who also directs, does nothing to convey the character’s fear other than to place generic pop songs into the soundtrack.


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The Movie that one of its most fascinating scenes comes from a lack of attention to detail.

 It says a lot about PAW Patrol: The Movie that one of its most fascinating scenes comes from a lack of attention to detail. In the first major action scene, Ryder and the dogs have to get people out of a burning building. And given that they have a firetruck at their disposal, surely Ryder would make good use of it. But that’s not what happens! Instead, Ryder instructs Chase of all dogs to go to the building. It’s only when Chase falls off the balcony of the burning building that the dog with the firetruck bothers to show up. If this were any sensible writer, this would play out in a different fashion. But since these writers aren’t sensible, the result is a scene so dimwitted that it actually becomes memorable.


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I wish the lack of freshness applied to the story and nothing more

 I wish the lack of freshness applied to the story and nothing more. But as it turns out, the staleness extends to the gags as well. Sure, it’s nice that most of its running gags aren’t trying to play to the lowest common denominator. In fact, the most memorable running gag – Humdinger’s infinite supply of top hats – is a perfectly adequate example of physical humor. However, having jokes that are in any way hilarious would be nicer, and that’s something PAW Patrol: The Movie refuses to have. More often, the filmmakers are satisfied with crafting dog puns that can’t help but be cringeworthy. And while the top hat gag is decent, the other major running gag – Humdinger’s two henchmen having a fit over who’s the better one – is nothing short of tiresome.


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To its credit, the transition from television to film works to the movie’s benefit.

 To its credit, the transition from television to film works to the movie’s benefit. I may not have seen a full episode, but I do know that the series did not have elaborate rendering. Meanwhile, the film has as much polish as anything from the heavy-hitter animation studios. Although the character designs remain as soft as ever, the lighting and coloring are much more elaborate. Because of that, there are action sequences with staging appropriate for a feature-length project. And when it doesn’t commit to detailed renders of simple designs, it leans even more into simplicity with 2D animation and eye-popping colors. Granted, this bold style only manifests in the main-on-end sequence, but I’m happy it’s here at all.


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On just about every level, PAW Patrol: The Movie achieves the bare minimum

 On just about every level, PAW Patrol: The Movie achieves the bare minimum. None of the comedy hits hard, but they have just enough effort put into them to read as jokes. Most of the dogs don’t have strong personalities, but they are cute and amusing enough. None of the dramatic moments have a lot of weight, but they make enough narrative sense that it’s hard to eliminate them. Simply put, it is A Movie That Exists™ and one that won’t ruin anyone’s day. At the same time, it’s so passionless that anyone outside the target audience will likely forget about it in a few hours.


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Thursday, August 19, 2021

In order to ensure the long-term sustainability of our platform, and continue to host an inclusive community of creators and fans, we must evolve our content guidelines

 “In order to ensure the long-term sustainability of our platform, and continue to host an inclusive community of creators and fans, we must evolve our content guidelines,” OnlyFans said. The company is run by its founder, Tim Stokely, and owned by Leonid Radvinsky, an internet entrepreneur. The company has been praised for giving sex workers a safer place to do their jobs. But sex work still has a stigma. The company handled more than $2 billion in sales last year and is on pace to generate more than double that this year. It keeps 20% of that figure. OnlyFans said said it will provide more guidance on its new policy at a later date.


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The news disappointed some of the sex workers who’ve come to rely on OnlyFans

 The news disappointed some of the sex workers who’ve come to rely on OnlyFans. Silfy, a 30-year-old from Dallas who declined to provide her real name, began posting to OnlyFans a few years ago and relies on the site to pay her bills. She wrote a few blogs for the company in its early days, and even spoke with Stokely. But over the past year, she noticed the company shifting its focus away from sex work and more toward other types of online creators, aping a similar move at the company Patreon. Earlier this year, OnlyFans introduced a new app that features many of its top creators, but doesn’t include any nudity. “If you look at all the promos, they don’t promote us at all,” Silfy said. “I noticed a huge drop in them promoting people who did sex work.”

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As expected, Sledgehammer Games officially announced the next Call of Duty with the reveal of Vanguard

 As expected, Sledgehammer Games officially announced the next Call of Duty with the reveal of Vanguard, which will be launching in November. The new shooter is set during World War II and will feature a “historically inspired” single-player campaign, along with a multiplayer mode and integration with Call of Duty: Zombies and Warzone. The announcement comes as Sledgehammer’s parent company Activision Blizzard, and in particular Overwatch developer Blizzard, has come under fire for a culture of sexual harassment, spurred by a lawsuit filed by the state of California. Since then employees have staged a walkout and multiple high-profile developers at Blizzard have left the studio, including president J. Allen Brack.


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The stories and the pain that have been shared are simply devastating

 The stories and the pain that have been shared are simply devastating. We love making games, it’s what we do, it’s our life’s work, and we love it. But more importantly we’re humans, we’re here for each other, working side by side, and looking out for one another in good times and in bad. So on behalf of Sledgehammer Games, and all of the team supporting Call of Duty: Vanguard, harassment of any kind goes against everything we stand for as a studio. Everyone, regardless of their title, role, gender, orientation, or ethnicity deserves to be treated with dignity, respect, and equality. While we can’t comment on the lawsuit, what I can say is that as a team we are committed to making sure all team members feel safe, welcome, and respected. So please know that these thoughts and actions are at the top of our minds, and will be going forward. They speak to the core values of who we are and who we wish to be.


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